Sunday, June 11, 2006

Confusing English










1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?



2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?











4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, w
hat do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???








13. If working hours are me! ant for working, then why are you reading this???



Get Back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Right Chosen WORDS II ....





Right Chosen WORDS....





Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The guy who loves you...

The guy who loves you...
if he can't always see you,
he will try to make himself busy,
to not have any time to remember you,
because he knows, if he did,
he will keep on missing you until he could do nothing.
The guy who loves you,
can't tell you the reason why he loves you...
he only knows that, in his eyes,you are the only one.
The guy who loves you...
seldom praises you...
but in his heart, you are the best, only he, knows it.
The guy who loves you...
will scold or complain if you didn't reply to his message but others,
because he cares.
The guy who loves you...
only drops his tears in front of you...
when you try to wipe his ears,
you are touching his heart,
the heart which beats for you.
The guy who loves you...
will remember every word u said...
even it's accidentally,
and he will use the word always at the nick of time.
The guy who loves you...
will not give any promise that easily,
because he doesn't want to break the promise,
he wants you to believe him and he wants to give you
the happiest and safest life ever after.
The guy who loves you...
always tell you not to think too much,
because he already plans for you...
he wants to give u the best life in the future...
he wants to give you a surprise...
believe him that he can do it.
The guy who loves you...
will go to the airport to fetch you...
he won't carry a bunch of roses and
call you darling like what you expect...
but he will carry your luggage and
ask you " why are you becoming that thin within two days?"
with his sincere heart.
The boy who loves you...
will listen quietly to you,
when you are mad, and when you finish,
he will say, "you still got class tomorrow,
sleep earlier ..." with a smile.
The boy who loves you..,
doesn't know whether to call you or not when you are angry,
but he will send a message to you after a few hours...
if you ask him why that late,
he will say, "when you are angry,
my explanations are all rubbish,
but when you calm down, my explanation will really work."
The boy who loves you...
always call you little girl,
but every time he wants to make a big decision,
he will first want to hear your advice.
The guy who loves you...
doesn't like little toys like teddy bears,
but he will always put the bear you gave him at his bed.
The guy who loves you,,,
will apologize uncontrollably while you are quarrelling
although you are the one who's wrong... and later,
he will send a message to you saying, "baby,
actually you know it's your fault, you know it urself."
The guy who loves you...
while really missing you,
will want to buy a bunch of roses and wait
for you stupidly under your apartment...
but he never knows that what he bought are daisies....
but it doesn't matter, because in his heart, those are roses.
GALs... in love, do you think the guy who's beside you really is for real?
if yes, wish you have the happiest day ever after.